shrub rocketeer

Somebody who observes children in play from a suitably-sized herbaceous plant for the purposes of covert masturbatory facilitation. A bush-dodger.

I've got a feeling that Huntley lad might be a bit of a shrub-rocketeer, you know.

Oh, nonsense he's a nice lad. I hear he's got some O-levels. And a nice dog.

by Eddmanyeah December 3, 2003

Shrubs

Marijuana nuggets! Tree, grass, herb.

Yo, gimme a cut of them shrubs!

by dddduuubbb April 26, 2005

shrublin

A lower class mooch who steals tokes and quarters.

"hey man, can I shrublin soma yer fuckin'weed?"

by Miklus April 5, 2006

Scrubadie

A term used to depict the horrible event of one cleaning themselves after he/her has been shit on.

After Michael got shit on in Modern Warefare 2 he slammed his controller down, broke his Xbox, and then performed a Scrubadie in the shower to clean off the shame.

by Huge Chauncey January 3, 2010

Shrub

To rip off. To deal unfairly.

that deal was a total shrub

by smarter n u May 3, 2010

scruba diving

Engaging in heterosexual coital sex under water while wearing scuba diving equipment.

Janice and I spent our vacation scruba diving in the islands.

by Cayman Joe March 1, 2007

scrubadub

someone who has no skill. sucks at life.

Fonkey_Rey is a scrubadub because he uses a p90. And has no gun skills what so ever.

by Cdizzel December 24, 2008