shotnuts

being completly drunk beyond repair.

i dunno im shotnuts

by shotnuts pro November 27, 2011

showupedness

One's ability to get their ass into work or school on time.

Jared was fired because he couldn't seem to master showupedness.

by Gronkerystock June 1, 2017

shoonu

You're waifu who you want to lick and have sex with all the time.

My Shoonu is the best person in the world. She likes well.

by distraught_af May 5, 2018

Shownips

Nipples that have been made erect with friction in preparation for a performance.

Skinny Chloe’s still back there, rubbin and twistin up a storm. Girl’s gotta get her shownips on. Specially a little girl like that! How else these fools gonna know she got titties at all?

by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018

SHONUFF

Absolutely! 100%

Shonuff them twenties!

by 303Hoodlum June 19, 2019

Shownesia

Realizing you have binged a show before after binge watching at least half of the 1st season.

On Saturday I started watching The Dome but on season 2 I realized I watched it before, I had a terrible case of shownesia.

by PartyManJosh July 27, 2019

Shonuff

Absolutely, affirmative, no doubt

"He shonuff had the best suit on at the concert."

by MoeBey November 15, 2019