When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.
by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010
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"That dude is driving in the left lane, talking on a cell phone, driving five miles under the speed limit and has a child in the car not wearing a seatbelt. What a shithog!!!"
by Maimee April 27, 2007
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term coined by Martin Random
person who shits in bags and leaves them at random places in a house ie. light fixtures.
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person who shits in bags and leaves them at random places in a house ie. light fixtures.
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my old roommate jed was a shitbagging nazi you wouldnt believe what he left in the fridge yesterday.
by SVCLIII January 12, 2009
Get the shitbagging nazi mug.A master of disguise, the shitfag is a cigarette consituted entirely out of shit. These can be used to surprise your friends, annoy your enemies or if your trapped in Mongolia, it is indeed what everyone else is smoking.
Pat: "Oh cheers for the smoke man"
Bob: "It's my pleasure, i couldn't finish the whole pack off anyways..."
*Bob walks off*
Ben: "Dude, you just totally Shitfagged Pat. NICE!"
Bob: "HIGH FIVE."
Bob: "It's my pleasure, i couldn't finish the whole pack off anyways..."
*Bob walks off*
Ben: "Dude, you just totally Shitfagged Pat. NICE!"
Bob: "HIGH FIVE."
by Timmy_222 May 11, 2009
Get the Shitfag mug.A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.
Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.
by Victor E. May 3, 2006
Get the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag mug.someone who comes to a party or to hang out with nothing to offer, acting like everyone owes him something. this is often accompanied by attempts to make you feel guilty and/or intimidated. they never will pay you back nor will they ever accept the fact that they are a SHITHAWK.
shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.
a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.
shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.
a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.
Guy 1: "hey who took my last beer?"
Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!"
Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere"
Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!"
Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!"
Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!"
Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)"
Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."
Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!"
Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere"
Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!"
Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!"
Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!"
Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)"
Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."
by Shithunter March 29, 2010
Get the Shithawk mug.When you are so constipated that you have no choice but to get into the Shithawking position on the toilet to release the massive load of poop that's stuck.
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