Shitdick

During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!

After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!

That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!

by Beeble lover July 12, 2014

shitdick

The state of a penis after penetrating a rectum without a condom

I fucked her in the ass but I was left with shitdick

by Zarmanov May 20, 2003

Shitdecker

To absolutely launch something at breakneck speeds

I'm gonna shitdecker this pepsi can into the riot

by Yeebus May 31, 2017

shitkicker

70's - 80's slang for cowboy, cowboy "wanna' be", or urban cowboy (wouldn't know what to do w/ the bull if/when he ever got it by the horns!)

Them shitkickers probably never done broke more sweat than trying the Texas 2-step or line dancing down at the Broken Spoke. Give real cowboys a bad name!

by hydrogeo December 26, 2004

shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.

Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.

by Kurt December 31, 2004

Shitnick

A dumbfuck; a fucknut; someone more worthless than a peso; your semi-retarded brother who likes to fuck pumpkins.

"Close the door, shitnick, you're letting all the flies in!"

"Stop fucking that pumpkin, shitnick!"

by Brendon November 18, 2003

shitkicker

A lower class white person who hails from a rural area

All of Hicksville's shitkickers gathered at the rodeo arena on Saturday nights.

by Dolphin_X April 3, 2003