Shitnade

A noun for a handful of faecal matter that is used as a projectile - often aimed at other people, though it can be used to leave chocolate smears on the windows of houses or planted as a tactical mine in somebody's postbox.

"Watch out, Freddie's got a Shitnade!"

by WorstWordist February 27, 2022

Shitake Mushroom

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

Shitcademy

The O2 Academy in Glasgow, Scotland. So called because it's a complete dump of a venue.

That gig I'm going to got "upgraded" to the Shitcademy from the ABC. Gutted.

by Doctor F. March 22, 2011

Shitfaded

Similar to shitfaced for alcohol but with weed.

"Hey are you at Josh's house yet?"
"Ya man,we're so shitfaded Josh can't walk properly"

Lawrence smoked 4 bowls.. He was Shitfaded

by Swaggang July 13, 2011

Shitadinner

It's like supper but better.

That was a shitadinner, right guys?

by KLaw00 January 17, 2019

shitarded

typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.

an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.

Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!

by ken81086 May 21, 2009

shitdeliumptious

being deliciously shitty

That tub of trash tasted shitdeliumptious!!

by JaQuandalin May 28, 2008