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Top-shelfing

The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.
Top-shelfing

Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."

Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"
by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009
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shfintometer

–noun
an instrument used for measuring the amount of shfinterest in a given subject.
I am going to watch Surrogates. I'll rate it on my shfintometer.
by peedunky February 24, 2010
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sherina

Sherina is the name of an ancient Hindu Goddess, reknown and worshipped for her insolence, dominative character traits and vivid dreams. She was feared and respected across the length of India in the early 5th Century. Supposedly in rural India, her wrath and tyranny remains....
Sherina really Loves BJ
by Bhaviks May 12, 2008
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shfinkter

The outside of the asshole in which poop comes out
We all hav shfinkters
by Dick Munchee February 11, 2008
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sheffing

hating on everything for no particular reason other than the fact that the world is not fair
Damn, dude, stop sheffing over all the stats homework
by lolololol4321zzzz March 31, 2009
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Sherine

Egyptian name of a girl who is really psychoooooooooooooo. but cute and really pretty nonetheless. shaza.
bakrah sherine :)
by hi332 December 5, 2010
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sheina

sheina is the sweetest most athletic most beautiful most smartest girl in the world she is an indrediable friend (I CANT SPELL) and she is not a jap akiva is a jap
I know this girl, she's such a sheina i wish i could be like her.
by Marz September 14, 2003
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