shack attack

the act of blowing up someone's spot when they have a shacker still in their presence. Usually results in an embarassing incident.

My parents totally shack attacked me when they arrived early for lunch and my shacker was walking out the front door.

by biff slam January 14, 2008

shart attack

When your sudden urge to pass gas in light colored pants is accompanied by a wet, warm stain in your seat.

John: Nate,man,the worse thing happened on the way to work today

Nate: Dude, bring it.

John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.

by Lexdeacon June 8, 2011

Shack Attack

When you get explosive diarrhea from eating at the shacks at Ross Univeristy.

Jess: I can't go out tonight, i'm having a shack attack.

Rob: Happens to everyone, next time just buy a banana haha.

by Rob c January 17, 2009

shark attacking

When a man is erect and bends backwards on all fours and walks around with his "dorsal phin" in the air. "You may make noises while doing so". It can be done alone but preferred you have a partner to chase around.

Last night my boyfriend started shark attacking me. He wasn't fully erect so it looked more like Free Willy's fin.

by Rede36 April 20, 2014

Sark Attack

An improved variant of "Icing" that involves a shot of everyone's favorite whiskey, Cutty Sark, rather than Smirnoff Ice. Detailed rules can be found at www.sark-attack.com.

Guess what bro, you've just been Sark Attacked, bottoms up!!!

by Wookie Huntr February 27, 2013

shart attack

When you feel gaseous onboard a boat from eating too many shrimp cocktails, then blast a nasty one that knocks you overboard and gives you a heart attack.Your flailing about then attracts a shark which leads to you shitting your trousers. A fourfold terror to behold.

"Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller! It wasn't any coral reef! And it wasn't Jack the Ripper! It was a shart attack!" - Matt the Hooper

by FeloniousMonksGuy July 11, 2010

shark attacking

“Shark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)

Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.

by Sodabutton May 17, 2014