semicidal

You are not suicidal, but you wouldn't mind if you died.

I hate my life. I think I'm semicidal.

by x Numero Uno x February 3, 2010

Semibisexual

A person who thinks that only half of bisexual isnt just gay or straight and claims as such. However some sources claim that its 75% to one gender and 25% to the other which would still be bisexual. These people tend to be incredibly dumb"

"Mom im semi bisexual"
"Which way"
"girls"
"so your straight"
"no im semi bisexual"
"your an idiot"
Example 2:
A"hi im jenny and im semibisexual for girls"
B"wouldnt that make you gay"
C"your both wrong shes a retard"

by Imhopefullynotstupid August 19, 2021

Seminole Juice

Developed in 1966 at the Florida State University, Seminole Juice was designed to trump the University of Florida's popular sport drink Gatorade. It was nowhere near as popular and was removed from the shelves after it was found to cause rectal bleeding. The taste was equated to burnt hair or Mung Cheese. Nowadays, the term is used to describe a horrible and often retarded invention or idea. See also: Tapler

That's fucking retarded, any stupider and that's Seminole Juice worthy.

by Juan Lucas Simms November 21, 2010

semening

The act of secreating, or shooting of semen.

She screamed loudly while I was semening, causing a misfire, leaving her leg and my sheet a mess.

by AL KILL YOU September 7, 2008

seini

A savage hoe that can roast you until you wave a white flag.
Usually known to be rude but is capable to be nice. A great sense of humor. Extremely persuasive

Your nearly as salty as a Seini, like damn

Seini can do better

by Its.ya.boi December 10, 2016

Semin Hat-Trick

When an Ice Hockey Player has a goal, an assist, and a bad stick penalty in one game. Named after Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals known for his flair for scoring and taking bad stick penalties such as hooking, slashing, and occasionally the high stick.

On April 13, 2011 Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals scored his first Semin Hat-trick of the 2011 NHL Playoffs.

Wow he's one bad penalty away from scoring a Semin Hat-trick.

by Puddin_an_Semin May 4, 2011

Semibisexual

A sexuality made by cishets to make themselves feel like they’re oppressed even though they don’t actually know what it’s like to be lgbtq+

Jess: wtf is that bs, Karen said she’s a semibisexual

Nate: that’s not even a real sexuality she made it up >:(
Jess: but that invalidates bisexuals, Karen
Karen: I don’t care because I’m ignorant!

by Spider-queer June 3, 2020