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amy sedaris

One of the greatest female comedians of our time. Best known for her role as the disturbing and grotesquely-lovable character Jerri Blank in "Strangers With Candy," where she co-starred with Stephen Colbert (who played Chuck Noblet) and Paul Dinello (who played Mr. Jellyneck).

She got her start at Second City in Chicago, where she met Paul Dinello and Stephen Colbert. Sister of David Sedaris, and well-loved for her acting as well as stories told about her in David Sedaris' writings.

Amy is well-known for her famous quotes, including:

"When you work from your home and johns call on the phone, you're a call girl. When you walk 'til you limp and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore. When they're beggin' you please to get down on your knees near their groinage, excusa me, but you see, don't you touch where they pee without coinage."

"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard." (This one has been engraved on a silver-plated jewelry box. Trust me.)

(about her chicken, Suki) "She'll eat grapes out of anywhere I put them... Anywhere."

"I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis."
"Did you see Amy Sedaris on Letterman last night? She has a new movie coming out and it's AWESOME. Check out how hot she is when she isn't wearing that Jerri Blank fat suit!"
by Arocky September 19, 2006
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Sadia

Coolest, most kickass awesome friend. Girl LOVES to have random dance/spazz/dougie sessions at random times of the day. In one word, fierce!
Dude: OOweee! that gurl's on fiyaah!
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uppity..stuck up...to think that you are better than others...snoodity, uptown, rich acting, fake
She really is sedity...
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An X tremely attractive girl who's flirty personality and curvaceous figure will keep you coming back for more. She's typically a brunette and occasionally redhead. She enjoys long relationships relationship and has many guy friends. She can also be a super bitch if you get on her bad side but is loved by many.
JD can't get himself enough of that Sedrah.
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A wierd girl with beautiful curly hair and an obsession with keeping her books perfect. She can turn from the funniest person to the most emotional in a matter of seconds and her surprise attacks to the back of your head tend to prove that she is who she truly claims to be; Sadiah.
Friend: Hiiii😁😁
Sadiah: *slaps the back of her head almost giving her brain damage and then calmly continues* Hi😁
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is a 4 door car (v.s. a 2 door car reffered to as a coupe)
Last nights party ended ubruptly in the back seat of the sedan with the sheriff in the front seat.
by Curt April 5, 2005
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david sedaris

God.

Evevryone should read his books, they'll change your life.
Me and my aunt talked for hours about david sedaris and how she didn't want to go see him because she'd have to fight every gay person in san francisco to get a parking space
by Quetzalli Martinez February 24, 2005
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