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financially secure

A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!

basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!

'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!

i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
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Scured

When a homie or a bitch gets scured yo. Slang for "scared".
Buddy fawwk, that little bitch boy got scured when I taxed him yo!
by Surrey Jack Yo May 26, 2011
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I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit
*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram
by Light Guardian September 30, 2018
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secure

In the canadian forces the most important meaning for the word secure means you are free to go.
As the ships crew waited anxiously for the end of the work day the word secure was piped over the loudspeaker and everyone cheered and ran for the brow.
by butt-cheeze May 3, 2010
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Secure the bag

Securing the bag is the act of successfully getting with a female/male.

(Used as a verb) also known as bagging or to bag
Dylan couldn’t secure the bag with Gorgan

Ryan secured the bag with that hot Latina babe.
by The Latina Bag Securer February 22, 2018
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SecureOne

A devoted Secure One Capital employee who is constantly looking for new challenges, adapting to change, and willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done at the highest level. They have accepted the challenge to be the best of the best. They focus on four core values: Body, Being, Balance, and Business. They appreciate a life-work balance and understand that they must become the master of all four values to have a life that they love. They believe that when they have their life in balance, it is easy to make a difference and have an impact on the lives of their clients and their loved ones.
I have been in the mortgage business for a long time, but I truly grasped the benefit of a life-work balance when I became a SecureOne.
by MyGreenKilt January 20, 2021
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Secure

A individual full of wisdom, kind acts, knowledge of international crises, determined to give back, and make a difference in the world. A philanthropist if you must.
Oprah Winfrey is one of the most secure individuals I know.
by Sadie93 February 19, 2018
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