survival scrolls

The bible, the yellow pages, or da yella pages.

"Bitch I'm flowin straight from da survival scrolls!"

by Trey Skold May 28, 2006

Scroll Shock

Verb.

When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.

Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.

scrolling...

scrolling...

"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"

Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"

*throws monitor from desk.

Scroll Shock strikes again.

by Truthzor August 28, 2012

scrodor

scrotum odor - stinky smell eminating from around, under or about the scrotum

whoah, did you get a whiff of that scrodor?

by mrs q July 15, 2007

scroll paralysis

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.

Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 November 14, 2016

Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.

by BaconPancakes February 8, 2015

scroll lock

Quite handy tool for Microsoft Excel. Basically if you have that thing on, you can scroll around the spreadsheet without having to move the selection on a cell.

There! See! Scroll Lock has a use!

by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

scrondo

A name given to someone that starts conversations with strangers at urinals.

“The other night at the bar I went the wahsroom and this random scrondo starting small talking me as I was trying to take a piss”

by Noofbahd November 6, 2018