Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'

I'm going to scratch Yoda behind the ears.

by Antony Collett September 1, 2005

sketching

Freaking out, paranoia. Often drug related.
See Dictionary.COM/search?q=Freak%20out

She was sketching so bad,
imagining cops behind every corner,
that she wound up in the psychiatric ward.

by Jeff_Relf September 22, 2005

Stretchin'

1. To exaggerate to a great extent.
2. To tell a great lie.

1. - Last night I smoked this blunt, it had to be a ounce.
- Now your stretchin'.
2. - Man I fucked the hottest chick ever last night.
- Man your way too stretchin'.

by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005

screaching seagull

While having sex on the beach the guy pulls out, sticks his dick in the sand and then sticks his dick back into the girl

John performed his first screaching seagull with a girl he met in Delray.

by kfafmec January 17, 2008

ball scratching

Describing a boring situation. Originally from the hebrew term Legarbetz, a shortening of "Legared Beytzim", to scratch balls. When you're so bored you just scratch your balls.

Boy - no beer, no chicks, no TV... That was a ball scratching Tuesday.

by Ariel Shalev October 23, 2005

screeching weasel

awesome pop punk band. Barely pop though.
Mostly known because of all the bands that sprung from this band itself. Famous for Ben Weasel's attitude to people on stage.
Has been around for about 15 years, broken up now but still has enough albums to fulfil anybody.

Screeching Weasel started around the big hype of punk rock.

by screechingqueer June 30, 2005

scroaching

The act of itching your scrotum.

Richard: "Hey Nick, stop scroaching on class, its freakin nasty."
Nick: "But it feels soo good!"

by Socal Richard L October 28, 2006