Scratchy-man

very scratchy. and ratchet. stares at you intensely. needs someone to hold his hand. has a big butt. and a crooked smile. nevertheless we love them. More often than not an artist.

That artist is looking kind of scruffy.
Must be a Scratchy-man.

by tealover13 April 11, 2023

Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.

“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”

by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023

Scratchy Bum-Hole

When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.

Bro, my fingernails are so dirty because I just scratchy bum-hole'd myself.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

Scratchy

Scratchy means that if Daniel touches you will get the scratch virus that stays there all your life

"I am so scratchy that blood is coming out

by Randololo October 30, 2020

itchy and scratchy

Nonce

wow he's such a itchy and scratchy!

by ginger m1nge June 10, 2022

Itchy scratchy

My now 20 year old cousin’s old itchy ass baby blanket. (It looks the same as the one manny has)

“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”

Itchy scratchy is the reason we never visit your house

by epicinator November 5, 2022

Itchy-Scratchy

When something is really uncomfortable or makes you feel awkward.

"That boy won't stop looking at me"

"It's giving itchy-scratchy"

by Starchild42 May 30, 2022