Itchy-Scratchy

When something is really uncomfortable or makes you feel awkward.

"That boy won't stop looking at me"

"It's giving itchy-scratchy"

by Starchild42 May 30, 2022

Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.

“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”

by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023

Scratchy Bum-Hole

When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.

Bro, my fingernails are so dirty because I just scratchy bum-hole'd myself.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

scratchy-gasm

When someone is brought to the point of utmost joy, and/or lowest submission via scratchies.

Can be addictive like a drug.

"The best day of my life was when I had my first scratchy-gasm."

"I'm so addicted to scratchy-gasms that I'll do whatever it takes to get more!"

by chazz122 July 29, 2012

scratchy-gasm

The overwhelming feeling of awesomeness when you have been given epic scratchies.

"Brohan, I had the best scratchies the other day. I totally had a scratchy-gasm."

"I tried not to have a scratchy-gasm, but, they were too epic."

by syndicatewarz July 29, 2012

scratchy lips

When you kiss people so much your lips become dry and get mono

Omg Steven made me have scratchy lips

by Scratchy lips May 13, 2018

itchy and scratchy

Nonce

wow he's such a itchy and scratchy!

by ginger m1nge June 10, 2022