1. A skimper is a term used to define wiggar high school kids who are fucked later in life.
2. A skimper is a term used to define someone who nobody wants to smoke marijuana with because he never has money or weed and likes to sit at home and watch RedTube everyday.
3. A skimper is a term used to define someone who writes urban dictionary definitions of the word skimper when he has in fact skimped someone before.
2. A skimper is a term used to define someone who nobody wants to smoke marijuana with because he never has money or weed and likes to sit at home and watch RedTube everyday.
3. A skimper is a term used to define someone who writes urban dictionary definitions of the word skimper when he has in fact skimped someone before.
1. Wow, James sold me an o of booms that was 2.5 short. What a fuckin skimper.
2. Elliot: Hey, wanna smoke with jamesD? Dave: Fuck that, he's a fucking brokeass skimper and just sits at home jacking off 23 hours of the day.
3. Wow, that Joe Van Pay kid writes urban dictionary definitions. He has shorted so many people on bags. What a skimper.
2. Elliot: Hey, wanna smoke with jamesD? Dave: Fuck that, he's a fucking brokeass skimper and just sits at home jacking off 23 hours of the day.
3. Wow, that Joe Van Pay kid writes urban dictionary definitions. He has shorted so many people on bags. What a skimper.
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Get the Scumper mug.The oath that all Kamala Harris fan boys take unto their hearts when they sell their soul to the devil.
Hey Brad did you watch Kamalas press conference last night outlining her plan to finance the new government subsidies for liberal arts programs by taxing the middle class at 84%?
Oh of course I did gurlfren! Simper Fidelis comrade!
Oh of course I did gurlfren! Simper Fidelis comrade!
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The total and collective culture of modern men, revolving around benefitting women in the form of martyr like characteristics. A culture created by the lack of fathers and or father figures that works to transfer all positive gains from the male sex to the female sex.
The generally looked down upon culture of men doing anything for the possibility of getting pussy no matter the cost in financial, physical and mental terms. The collective mannerisms, culture and activities that are generally reviled among men raised in two parent households and those with strong male presence in their lives.
The total and collective culture of modern men, revolving around benefitting women in the form of martyr like characteristics. A culture created by the lack of fathers and or father figures that works to transfer all positive gains from the male sex to the female sex.
The generally looked down upon culture of men doing anything for the possibility of getting pussy no matter the cost in financial, physical and mental terms. The collective mannerisms, culture and activities that are generally reviled among men raised in two parent households and those with strong male presence in their lives.
1. Brodie1: She said she would not have sex with him until he showed commitment and put the time, finances and effort in to show his value to her.
Brodie 2: She's a single mother with 3 kids already. The horse left the barn, it isn't even in it anymore. The dumbass married her, damn what an idiot.
Brodie1: I just could never engage in simpery at that level ever in my life. My parents would disown me. Make that shit make sense.
Brodie2: It dont make sense period. The promulgation of simpery in modern society has led to a rapid decline of family values and healthy family structures to give children the best chance to make it in life. Shit is all the way sad. Shit is all they way bad.
Brodie 2: She's a single mother with 3 kids already. The horse left the barn, it isn't even in it anymore. The dumbass married her, damn what an idiot.
Brodie1: I just could never engage in simpery at that level ever in my life. My parents would disown me. Make that shit make sense.
Brodie2: It dont make sense period. The promulgation of simpery in modern society has led to a rapid decline of family values and healthy family structures to give children the best chance to make it in life. Shit is all the way sad. Shit is all they way bad.
by Mister Northeast October 28, 2021
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Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"
Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"
Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"
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Eleanor and Mary turn to each other while watching Emma.
"What a simperella"
Eleanor and Mary turn to each other while watching Emma.
"What a simperella"
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