Beef Schweat

The moist combination of sweat and sex juices that trickle down the taint and ball sack during hot, vigorous sexual activity.

I need a towel to wipe up the beef schweat.

I still got the beef schweat this morning. I dicked her good.

Rachel always goes down on me after sex. She loves the taste of my beef schweat.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

Schween

a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a nostril

His co-workers laughed when they found out Dave had a schween

by felonius November 16, 2006

schweet

a variation of the exclamation "sweet", but usually in a very high-pitched voice. the e's might also be dragged out for extended periods of time. pretty cool the first time you say it, but after about number two or three of saying it, gets very annoying. use caution when saying excesseively, you might get bitch-slapped.

"man your new ride is schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet"
"true, true."

by Justin March 3, 2005

Schweaty Ball-Z

Combination of DBZ and Schweaty Balls describing an uncomfortably hot and sticky nut-sack, or general discomfort and wetness in the crotch region

Mom: "How hot is it outside, Dear?"
Son: "Dude, I don't know but I'm schweaty ball-z"

by Jacques Strappe July 6, 2004

Schefuck

Something so bad BUT not to bad, its not Shit but its really close to FUCK!

"Oh SCHEFUCK my dick's hangin out for everyone to see!"

by Mr. Wallmart January 13, 2008

Schaeffer Academy

A private, classical christian school in Minnesota. Students that attend Schaeffer are often called Schaefferites and know each other fairly well. Schaefferites are defined by their ability to write, but not speak Latin fluently. This is considered a useless skill by most within the school. The school forces students to wear uniforms, but allows the occasional mufti (this is a highly celebrated and anticipated event) day. Students who graduate from Schaeffer will for certain know these five things:

1. The yearbook password for the computer lab

2. Every student and their cousin's name

3. The Apostle's Creed

4. Who Francis Schaeffer is

5. Notitia, Assensus, Fiducia

To reprimand students, teachers will give out demerits. This is a pointless piece of paper de- meriting the students actions. No one cares about them, well, except for a few people.

Finally, three things Schaeffer graduates will never understand are...
1. Why we can't chew gum.

2. What white rabbit really means and why we always say it...
3. Why we can't have our end of the year water fight anymore.

*Non schaefferites will often spell Schaeffer like Shaffer or schaffer...this is how you spot a wannabe.

I learned Latin at Schaeffer Academy for 6 years, and I still can't speak it!

by imonasafari September 27, 2011

Schreffler

The most amazing last name a person could possibly have. Usually belongs to a hot girl. Don't Mess With The Schreffler's They'll Curb Stomp Your Ass Brah!

Kid 1: hey Look! It's A Schreffler!
Kid 2: Yeah I Know,She's Fucking Gorgeous!

by MelissaSasafrass February 18, 2009