schwance

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

by Salvo September 21, 2005

Schwantz

Slang-ish German word for the male organ. Literal translation is "tail".

I threw her the ol' Schwantz and she murmured: "Ja, das ist gut" ;-)

by Philip York-Hunt January 26, 2009

schwag

adj. Term used to describe low grade marijuana. This type of marijuana is usually brown, seedy, dry. The term is also used by many pot heads to describe anything that is low grade.
noun. low grade marijuana

adj- Ewww this schwag ass weed tastes horrible and it didnt get me very high.
noun- I hate smoking schwag, but i cant get any dank right now so i guess i'll have to.

by PotHead April 28, 2003

schwaggot

Faggots who smoke hefty amounts of shitty schwag.

"Those schwaggots don't know shit about dank."

by natcat April 18, 2008

Schtanger

Word used for the following:
1. When a customer pays too much for a car.
2. When a car salesman sells a car and makes the dealership money.
3. A reference to a car salesman having a great day.

1. Damn, that customer got schtanged
2. Schtanger, that was a good deal.
3. Amini - Schtanger, Are you in the game?! Salesman - Yes, I just suuu cahhh!

by Mark Amini August 8, 2018

Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.

Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!

by Ken December 1, 2002

schweng

To describe the amount of awesomeness or cool another has.

As the man walked by into the club, heads turned as the schweng vibe the man gave off lighted up the room

by Yan Elkers January 27, 2010