Scuffed

Something that is really abnormal or just out right NOT what it should be

Example 1: Dude your personality is mega scuffed. Take a chill pill.

Example 2: This drawing is really scuffed. It looks nothing like what it should be.

Example 3: This apple is extremely scuffed. It has bruises everywhere.

by TheSnapback October 26, 2019

Scruff the Gruff

To Scruff the Gruff, is to go down on an extremely somewhat not attractive female.

James:"Hey did you see Jenny this weekend?"
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."

by Baconburger w/mayo June 11, 2006

Gnat's Chuff

If something is extremely tight, then it could be said to be 'tighter than a gnat's chuff.'

"So there I was yeah, just pulled this crackin' bird yeah, took her upstairs, took her mini off, and whoa! She was tighter than a gnat's chuff!"
"Colin, please don't talk like that at the dinnertable."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

schnuffle luffle

she says it is a willy=)

©Jasmine

-licky
-wherey?
-ya schnuffle luffle

by schnufflehead August 5, 2009

Schmuffle Bag

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

by Notjeep November 30, 2011

Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.

"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."

by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014

schaff

a badass last name known as ass kicker

damn she must be a schaff

by balller096 December 11, 2016