Schneider egg

Schneider egg

It’s a safety barrel that looks like a Schneider truck. Orange with safety tape

There is a lot of Schneider eggs on this highway tonight!, said the man on the CB radio

by Sailingtrucker December 24, 2022

rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:
- a woman
- an animal
- a carrot
- a stapler
- kenny
- osama bin laden's penis

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

by krowkneeklay June 12, 2011

Schneider-muffin

This word has two meanings.

Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.

"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"

"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"

by Miss Malice March 11, 2007

A Schneider Mustache

A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".

"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."

by p.smitty March 23, 2010

Signature Schneider

A push from the victim of dui,fat,and stupid jokes to the one making the jokes.

After I asked Adam if he could give me ride home. I said" Oh wait, you can't drive." He then gave me the Signature Schneider

by Mike Douglar November 04, 2007

fishily schneider

To fuck a chick (hopefully) in the nostril and then she vigorously licks your sac (scrotum)

I love receiving fishily Schneider from animals.

by scrotum monkey February 24, 2008

Rob Schneider

Actor and comedian. Starred in Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo and The Hot Chick .

His mother Pilar is Filipina and his dad is Jewish.

"Rob Schneider is a funny guy! I thought Deuce Bigalow was really funny because he had to go out with all of those horrendous women." said Gina.

by Svava Eriksson September 05, 2004