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Schmooli

By the way theres a schmooli on your sweater.

Hey did you schmoolies listen to the new schmooli that came out yesterday? I think its really schmooli
by Koidini Ze Goat November 7, 2018
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Schmoog

The complete opposite of fuck, fucking, fucked or fucks
You unintelligent schmooging conservative lady!!!

schmooged, schmoogs
by bored people October 25, 2010
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schmoogus

A learned person in the field of human interaction/synthesis.

The perfect partner.

A soulmate.

Derived from the words school, Moog(a type of synthesiser) and us.
"My schmoogus knows me like no one else in the world"
by Bill Orrick March 26, 2007
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Schmoogle

A saying that the young dwarves once said as they went off to battle that means die!
"Schmoogle"!
by Zachary Pasquerillo May 15, 2009
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schmookiepoo

A girl who really doesn't have a clue. Tries to become pregnant multiple times and can't, though barely not a baby herself. Married more than once before she can even drink.

Also a case of insisting on posting every detail about one's day on facebook (perhaps confusing it with twitter) followed by a phrase similar to "ily *insert boyfriend of the week here*" or "my hubby is the best in the world."

This disease is also marked by an inability to spell, form logical thoughts, and thinking that numbers are letters.

Typically given as a nickname to a signifiant other, this disease causes you to call yourself that.
the post:
12:03 PM: O NO!11!!! OMG WTF LOL MAH CAT COUGH3D UP A HAREBAL!1111 WTF ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:04 PM: K GUYS LOL I CL3AEND IT UP ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:05 PM: LOL MAYB I SHUD G3T HIM SOM MEDS ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:10 PM: LOL FAECBOK IM OUT GO 2 DA S2R3 GET SOME M3DS JOIN M3 AT WALMART???!?!??? BN SI DA BST HUSBAND AVA!!111! WTF LOL

Girl 1: Did you see that girl's post on facebook? Do I really have to care that her cat just coughed up a hairball, and then she cleaned it up, and now she thinks she needs to get the cat medication?
Girl 2: And look! Now she's going to the store!
Girl 3: I don't know how you even read that. The only part I could make out was "ily bn sooooo much 4eva."
Girl 1: She's such a schmookiepoo.
by last but not least June 20, 2011
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Schmoolie

A fuck up, someone who doesn't know
Oh wow, I really schmooled up. I'm such a schmoolie.
by Dannielleung September 5, 2016
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schmoog

its a word that can mean ne thing you want
You are such a schmoog
by shannon adn jen-izzle August 28, 2004
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