Schmopke

When you creampie your girlfriend to the point where it begins gushing out, so to clean it up you hold her upside down and use her hair as a mop

Oh Dang! You make a good Schmopke!

by Rhynobyte February 25, 2018

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schmode

a penis where the head is larger than the shaft.

"You gotta see Dean's cock! It's so small and it's a fucking schmode!"

by hamnoidmcbaggins December 30, 2009

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A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

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ScoMoke

The horribly thick cloud of smoke that hangs over Sydney and much of Australia's eastern seaboard throughout summer, starting in 2019 and continuing for every lengthening fire season from now on.

The name derives from the dip-shit prime minister, Scott "ScoMo" Morrison, who once took a lump of coal into parliament and claimed, "This is coal. It won't hurt you" despite mountains of science showing that burning fossil fuels like coal was killing the planet and chocking its citizens.

"Don't go outside today kids, the ScoMoke is thick as shit – like the prime minister. Stay inside and watch the cricket."

by billybobboy December 6, 2019

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schmozer

Cross between a schmoozer and a poseur. A person whose talent for ingratiation and hype are inversely proportional to their vocational competence.

Coach Landers? That dude is such a schmozer—recruited the shit out of the state’s top striker, then turned practice over to his assistant on day one!!

by FunkyWinnie January 1, 2021

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