shmiffy

A substitute word for great, cool, kickass, or awesome. You my also say shmiffyest.

1. "Wow this stuff is shmiffy!"
2. "Dude I am the shmiffyest."
3. "That would be so shmiffy if school got canceled."
4. "That guy is the smiffyest guitar player."

by yO maMa 678 December 19, 2008

schmuff

A drunken idiot who passes out at a fraternity house with their shoes on.

Seth: Look at Sam, he passed out with his shoes still on.
Chad: Lets draw dicks on that schmuff.

by schmuff May 29, 2018

Schiffy

1. A person who's a shyster & noticeable fraud, or suspicious of being a fraud
2. Someone who is untrustworthy in any manner;

3. Someone you give a side eye to whenever they open their mouth or are presently in the room because of their reputation of being a knockoff, lying, or engaging in a clear pattern of questionable behavior

Adam Schiff seems very schiffy every time he makes a political statement, especially when he blatantly lied about Russian collusion.
Your statement sounds extremely schiffy especially considering you're a known liar.
Only a schiffy pastor would have a 1000-dollar line, a 100-dollar line, a 10-dollar line & a 1-dollar line while proclaiming everyone will get the same blessing.
That pastor who claimed he was robbed of a 1 million dollar chain on live TV sounds very schiffy to me. I bet he orchestrated the whole thing.
Those glasses & hairstyle he's wearing make him look very schiffy. I wonder how many bodies he has in his basement

by DrShalomim January 8, 2023

schniff

Schniff is the particular for of schnaf

Guy 1:Schniff?
Girl 1:You pervert!

by Løken løkensen January 12, 2008

Paradigm Schiff

Pattern or model that twists all proof and facts to fit the narrative that only the product or service you sell contains value.

However the facts are looking, with a careful Paradigm Schiff you can still trick your customers to buy more of your shit, instead of making a good investment.

by Soulexporter January 16, 2021

schmiffter

Another word for a vagina.

As Michael would say, stick it up your schmiffter!

by Therealsnatchsniffer January 11, 2021

Schmoffo Bunny

noun. A small fictitious rabbit whom is constantly happy and drinks coffee. As a personification of one's first cup of coffee in the morning. All it can say is 'Schmoffo.'

"I'm so happy I think I'm seeing Schmoffo Bunny's."

by leasi February 18, 2009