Originating from a host in southwest Ohio who is legendary for altering the English language, this term is most often used in an office setting and means "a little bit," or "basic."
My co-worker needs a schmidge of help figuring out what he is doing.
Boss to Subordinate: Please give John a schmidge of help so he doesn't create bigger problems than he already has.
Originator to Co-worker: Bill, I'm somewhat lost, as usual. I could really use a schmidge of help figuring things out.
Boss to Subordinate: Please give John a schmidge of help so he doesn't create bigger problems than he already has.
Originator to Co-worker: Bill, I'm somewhat lost, as usual. I could really use a schmidge of help figuring things out.
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While I was on spring break in Santorini, I had sex with a girl on the rooftop looking out at the lovely scenery. During my post sex cig, I almost lost my gerald when I realized the condom broke. However the more I thought about it the less I cared, I'm in Santorini with the boys. It will work itself out
That's a crazy Santorini Schmidt, man
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