Schmegdorf

1) A small woodland creature that only enters the city when in search of dingle-berries.

2) A large chubby kid whose cheeks turn to red streaks when he thinks about an activity that will pull him from his fat, french-fri eating ass from the couch. Characteristically has a oder and waxy buildup around the neck.

I wouldn't touch that schmegdorf.. I hear they're endangered.

Check out that schmegdorf over there! He smells like dick-cheese.

by Future John February 3, 2005

schmeezer

Someone who:
1. Hates freedom
2. Doesn't know what is right for the community

Don't vote for that schmeezer, they'll totally screw you over.

by csrsld March 11, 2008

Schmandrew

Usually referring to one with an obsession with a particular animal.

Schmandrew has a large collection of Donald Duck items

by SwindySwoo February 5, 2010

schmeeder

A type of test tube containing the fecal matter of 3 persons (one person must preferably have brown skin) and also contains their urine.

I used a schmeeder in the science laborotory

by ratsonmydick420 May 22, 2014

Schlenker

Noun: A versatile eating utensil, usually a spork with a jagged edge for cutting and a straw for a handle. See verb form: "to Schlenk".

1) John: "Gee, Cyndi, I am so very confused by all of the silverware at the table right now."

Cyndi: "Silly, you should have ordered a Schlenker. It would make eating a snap. And it's only $19.95 if you order now!"

John: "Now I'll be able to eat lasagna, tough steak, and chocolate pudding while drinking out of a juice box at the same time! Thanks, Schlenker!"

by ShrEnjoy August 23, 2011

schlenergy

That vibe of energy you get from a guy who walks around knowing he has a massive schlong

That guy over there... I can feel his schlenergy

by townhouse69 March 8, 2020

Schmede

The shortened form of "social media," as made popular on the Dare Daniel Podcast. By using "schmede" instead of "social media," you will in fact save time, which means a savings of energy. It's an ecofriendly term that frees up your thumbs and voice to focus on more pressing matters.

You can find us on all your favorite schmede apps.
Follow us on schmede.
Crosspromote on all schmede.

by ProfessorHorror September 1, 2020