Verbal Smackdown

Answering a persons question

Kid: How are you?

You: GOOD

Kid: WOW! You just gave me the VERBAL SMACKDOWN

by nickgetsnobutt March 10, 2011

schmuckdown

A competition of idiots.

(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!

by Fungledor September 3, 2016

schmackdangled

shitfaced; drunk out of your mind

Chelsea: That girl over there is white-girl wasted.
Emily: Yeah, she's so schmackdangled!

by titmonger October 31, 2013

Smackdown

Whenever the New York Mets play the Philadelphia Phillies.

"Did you see the Mets play the Phillies last night? They won 12-0"

"Yeah it was a complete smackdown"

by JonnnnnDoe April 11, 2017

schlockdown

Period of time characterised by acute perpetual inebriation brought on by successive COVID lockdowns.

Husband : “Morning darling, are we drinking the Beaujolais or the Soave today? ”
Wife: “Do think it’s ok to be drinking at 11am every day?”
Husband:”Of course it is, we’re in a schlockdown”

by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

smackdown kiss

When you pick up you relationship partner and aggressively slam their back against the ground and start making out with them

The rams won last season and I was so excited that I gave my girlfriend a smackdown kiss. She absolutely loved it and we had sex on our roof within minutes.

by YuOfTheNight February 24, 2022

Pussy Smackdown

When a girl gets back at her boyfriend by sticking her finger up her pussy and rubbing the juice on her unsuspecting boyfriend's face in front of his friends.

Boyfriend: What just happened????
Friend: You shouldn't have pissed her off, dude. You just got the Pussy Smackdown.

by salsaconqueso March 6, 2016