Schlort

Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.

Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"

by Arsing around in the arse factory December 22, 2007

Schlore

Girl or Guy so disgusting in their general behavior that you just can't describe them
Can replace any funny adjective in a sentence such as queer, fuck, stupid, bitch, asshole. etc..... with a YOU ARE in front
Person that is a perfect mix of a Slut and a Whore = Schlore

You are such a Schlore = dirty person
You are such a Schlore = big fat liar

by DaveDubs23 February 4, 2010

Schlompin’

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

by Heffae June 25, 2019

Fancy a Schlop

Need to shit

Brit 1: I fancy a schlop right now innit

Brit 2: then go shit mate

by Alxtreme May 2, 2020

Cheesy Beefy Schlop

The ooey-gooey goodness of cheese and beef, typically associated with Taco Bell's famous cuisine.

Nathan: "Yo how's your Taco Bell?"
Ryan: "Good! This Crunchwrap Supreme is loaded with Cheesy Beefy Schlop!"

by Ron8 April 12, 2021

Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.

How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!

by Disco Stu December 30, 2003

Shlorp

What you do when you are having soup.

Invented by Ranboo my beloved

You shlorp your soup

by RanbooMyBeloved February 23, 2021