schloopeh

If your name can not have kinz on the end of it.
If you can't have kinz, you can have cake.

Laurenkinz sounds awkward, so she's Laurencake; therefore Lauren is a schloopeh name.

by Amykinz November 6, 2007

schloop

(n.) To hella creep on someone. It can also be used any way, as long as it has a negative connotation. It really is the perfect word, not only does it sound cool, but it sounds creepy which makes it perfect to use! It also rolls off the tongue easily.

Alternatives:
(v) Schloopin
(n) Schlooper

That guy hella schlooped on me, he won't leave me alone.
Wow, what a schloop!
I was sitting there, then he schlooped up my chair when I left.
He is such a schloop.

by owlee22 April 4, 2013

schloop

A circular, curvaceous blob. Can also be used as a verb: schlooping.

Origin: Jewish painter

I like the shape the of those schloops.

The texture is schlooping.

by TheOnlyJuan November 13, 2013

Schlopper

Blart Clunge Cunt Fanny Fuckhole Minge Pussy Twat Vagina

The female genitalia.

I fucked her good, deep in her schlopper

by gatur July 8, 2011

Schloopy

A half erected penis, so that it's hard but has a slight bend or curve to it. Also can be used as an insult to Asians.

Example 1: That girl wasn't too hot, so i got a schloopy.
Example 2:
Dude: Holy shit you're such a fucking schloopy
Asian: WAA!

by yanoboner July 7, 2010

Schloopian

Bill Cosby in the dick headass; A person with a penis that is attracted to roofies

Person 1: I got called a Schloopian by these girls bro im sad
Person 2: Hey man hit em with the backwards goldfish penis attachment

by Kdaddy&Pat May 12, 2020

Schmoopie

The smoothest being in the universe. Toots every once in a while. Also known as spoonie the tootsie and shrubby the Dwight Schrute. Is a big fan of Nick Cage and Bono. Love her though

Schmoopie just rooted. Still love her though

by Spoonyfifil July 5, 2022