Koffer Schlampe

German for when you're only a whore when traveling, see also "Suitcase slut"

Du bist ein Koffer Schlampe
It's ok, I'm just a Koffer Schlampe

by munich.madness March 17, 2021

Post Nut Schlump

The act of passing out after a hard nut.

Yo sorry I didn't text you back, the Post Nut Schlump hit me hard.

by The Curler June 15, 2018

Schlampe

German for slut or bitch. It's a feminine noun in the language. Always remember to capitalize nouns! Über or Unter can be used as a prefix.

Joe: "She is a Schlampe."
Scott: "No, she is an Überschlampe!"

by Fledermaus187 January 31, 2005

schlumped

Extreme fatigue.

Yo Ima be extraa schlumped after doing this Precal Hw.

by K.iverson January 31, 2017

schlomanomadingdong

It's another word for penis. Instead of saying the word "Penis" you can say schlomanomadingdong.

Your brother is jerking off to porn and you walk in the room without knocking, and you see his penis and say "Wow, that's a big schlomanomadingdong."

by TheLKA June 13, 2013

Schlumped

when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.

She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.

by seductivecow July 5, 2018

Schlompin’

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

by Heffae June 25, 2019