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schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.
Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.
by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006
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Schlagernickel

"Check out the SCHLAGERNICKEL on that man!"
by Dwang Dwong January 16, 2009
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Schlange

A penis, usually a very skinny one
Jordan has such a skinny schlange.
by eskettitt September 27, 2017
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Shlinger

A "Shlinger" is a teenage usually female who meets a teenage male who attends gonzaga college. This term is frequently used by Dublin southsiders in there teens.
I've heard that girl is such a shlinger
by Rachel13579 July 18, 2016
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schinter

originates from a word meaning potent. probably used by three people now, and no one else knoes what it means
thats a nice car.
yep, its schinter true
by Dif Grinuk March 2, 2005
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schlingin

a verb, used with context clues in place of any other verb.
if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.
"Damn, they've been at the bar schlingin' (substituted for drinking) for hours! They're so schlingin' (fucking) drunk! But, not drunk enough to go schlingin' (sleeping) with random strangers. Although, the bartender was schlingin' (hooking up) you with drinks...maybe he'll take ya for a schling (ride) in his ferrari!"

*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.

And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"

..."nukka, i'm schlung!"
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Salinger Cocktail

A new Rye Whiskey Cocktail composed of traditional ingredients and named for the author of "Catcher In The Rye" J.D. Salinger. Cocktail is composed of the following ingredients:

2 oz Rye Whiskey
2 oz Ginger Beer (Bundaberg)
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters

Possible garnish: Lemon twist
Bartender I'm slightly better than the bros at this bar and I'd like to assert my superiority by ordering a new drink that kills shit with classic ingredients... Especially because most bartenders haven't heard of it and it makes my dick 2x as pineapple flavored. I'll take a Salinger Cocktail.
by Wesley Roberts May 21, 2014
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