schmeeb

A guy you wouldn't take home to meet your mother. Can be found in most bars, often used for a one-night stand.

"Me and my girls are going trolling for schmeebs tonight."

by Niffer8 December 9, 2008

Schweeb

A generic noun-substitute, used in making sentences hilarious by virtue of its onomatopoetic sound.

A: How are you?
B: Pretty schweebin'.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy schweeb.

by Ourai December 9, 2008

Pullin a schweebs

When you have a fight with someone and block/delete them off of everything you have. Until you don't have any sign of them ever existing in your life.

ie blocked/deleted from:
myspace
MSN
AIM
Myyearbook
facebook
Cellphone
Home phone

Weesh: I blocked Kyle in every way humanly possible
Shleebs: Pullin a Schweebs
Weesh: yep, out of sight out of mind

by Shleebs January 10, 2008

schneebly

A mystical creature that climbs into your noise after you do coke. Each time you breathe in they grab onto the coke and bring them into your brain for you while singing the schneebly song.

After doing a line...
Cokehead 1-Oh MAN how ya feeling.
Cokhead 2-(Takes a deep breath through his nose) SCHNEEBLY SCHNEEBLY SCHNEEBLY SCHNEEBLY

by chickitychinathechinesechicken April 22, 2009

schmeeb

noun- a girl/woman, usually very hot

" Yesterday, I saw a nice schmeeb on the crosstown bus; I hope she's there tomorrow!"

by thelenis May 7, 2007

schkeegies

a slang term for women's breasts.

I just spilled mustard on my schkeegies after I bit into the hot dog.

by beccalee May 24, 2007

Schmeeb

An utterance of defiance OR
Meaning pleasureful

1. You friggin' schmeeb!
2. Schmeeb! SCHMEEB!

by Joe Kickass December 8, 2003