schadenpussy

n. pleasure derived from the inability of another to negotiate a sexual encounter with a woman

I was wondering why I saw Tom smiling to himself in the corner, but it turns out he just had schadenpussy over Billy striking out with that blonde.

by Aquinos July 9, 2010

Schandelmeier

Some of the most creative and talented people out there

Wow! That's a really good painting... it must be a Schandelmeier.

by bipolarbrigid November 5, 2011

schaedle

A class of wealthy predominantly blonde people.

Did you see that asshole in the s500? Yeah he had schaedle written all over him!

by smokeuew November 30, 2011

schadenfucker

An insult hurled at people who laugh at your misery. Based on schadenfreude and, well, "fuckers."

Example: Yeah, yeah. So I just fell on the ice. You can quit laughing any time you schadenfucker .

by greebie December 20, 2013

schadenfreudian

A SchadenFreudian is someone who feels joy when seeing others suffer misfortune physically or in speech or memory due to an unconscious conflict.

His SchadenFreudian attitude towards old people scare the hell out of me!

by ProfPlum January 30, 2016

Scraddle

An extremely itchy or uncomfortable scrotum.

I was so embarrased when i got a scraddle in front of my girlfriend.

by Matt Thomason November 8, 2010

schards

noun – extreme, unthinking right-winger. Characterised by hectoring manner and blinkered belief in free market economics. Derives from right-wing desire to see society 'splintered'

Norman Tebbit is a total schards.

by The Rouge May 1, 2006