scrunchful

A word similar to handful, usually pertaining to hair. When you scrunch something, it becomes a scrunchful.

'He grabbed scrunchfuls of it, grabbing them tightly before letting go and running his hand through even more of the golden locks. '
'She grabbed scrunchfuls of her hair, wondering what the heck to do with the mess of frizz'

by kayla101blue January 2, 2009

Staunch God

A staunch god is a person or living being from Australia and more generally Sydney that thinks they are the biggest eshay that ever lived. However, everyone knows that real staunch gods are pelicans.

Get the fuck way from me I'm a fuckin staunch god you peasant

by MEEEEMES July 24, 2018

Sclaunch

A stench usually accompanied by viscous discharge from the object in question.

What's that smell?

Oh, damn, Julia's sweating up a sclaunch right now!
Gross!

by adminadminpassword September 27, 2019

Scrunchie

The essential tool for that sloppy toppy, Samsung spin cycle, goose neck gluck gluck 9000 for that special uncooked spaghetti noodle.

Man 1: How was she last night?
Man 2: She forgot her scrunchie...
Man 1: I understand... better luck next time.

by MandLscreation February 1, 2021

scrunchie

a type of hairband that is fluffy and big

look at my new scrunchie isn't it so cute?

by icherishme November 27, 2021

Bristle Scrunchie

A bristle scrunchie is the metal the separates a paint brushes bristles and the handle.

Aw man! I got paint all over the bristle scrunchie! It used to be shiny, but now, it’s covered in paint.

by CEO of the SRP May 7, 2021

National give someone your scrunchie day

On September 26 it is national give someone your scrunchies day so if someone asks let them have it whether they are your boyfriend best friend crush or just a friend!!!

“Hey can I have your scrunchie?” “YES! Of course it’s national give someone your scrunchie day !

by Hehe I wuv u September 25, 2019