Sarcasm

A defense against stupidity.
Statement: Do you have a bathroom?
Sarcasm in Reply: No, we wear diapers.
by BigMamaSoapyCarrots January 23, 2018
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Sarcasm

The most hilarious way to respond to anything. Usually a stupid comment becuase you may just sound retarded saying something sarcastic to something smart.
A dad looks at his son eating a cookie and asks "what are you eating?"

To that the son uses sarcasm and says "green beans."
by ILJS April 29, 2009
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Sarcasm

The connection between the author of wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Sarcasm at its prime:

"I'm sorry, i thought we were having a state the obvious contest here"

"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

"Let me know if anything I say offends you; I may want to offend you again later"
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sarcasmic

explosively sarcastic; generally denoting sarcasm that has been building and kept inside and is suddenly released in a shower of rudeness (sarcastic + orgasmic)
Steve couldn't hold it in anymore when Jessica kept talking about her new clothes...he was so sarcasmic she ran away crying.
by jeffpk April 14, 2006
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Jeffree Star is obviously the most gorgeous woman ever. /sarcasm

which means:
Jeffree Star is obviously the most gorgeous woman ever. -end sarcasm-
by Nicole. October 06, 2006
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Sarcasm

Depending on how it's used, sarcasm can be a defense against stupidity or stupidity itself.

Stupidity: When someone asks someone else a decent question and they reply rudely with unneeded sarcasm.
Defense against stupidity: When someone asks a stupid question that more than deserves a sarcastic answer.
When I asked Jo if she was gonna order ramen again, she said "Nooooo. I'm not gonna order what I order every day."
That sarcasm was totally unnecessary, and stupid.
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Sarcasm

The ability to insult a stupid person without them realizing
He just insulted Bob with sarcasm
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