Sap

Enjoys his fair share of sausage, and is well equipped to operate a microwave, often using both in conjunction

Sap carefully removed the radioactive sausage from the appliance, as to not alert anyone of his dumbfuckery

by oldladypunter September 3, 2020

Sap

Shity ass player

You are a sap.

by Merrick Mahoney May 15, 2016

SAPS

Abbreviation for Sexually Active Pot Smoker made up by two 8th grade students at Mogaodre Jr. High in an attempt to "make a funny" about two girls who are neither sexually active or pot smokers. This is probably the stupidest thing that they could say about these innocent girls seeing as one of them is cross-eyed and the other is a fat and ugly with a missing tooth.

Look at those girls sitting at that lunch table, they are such SAPS, they make me sick. Why dont they just shut up and go suck some cock followed by a doowop for penis sake!

by Cayli Jomnes February 20, 2005

sap

smoke a pile. to smoke some weed

"Yo, wanna sap after school?"
"sure, you got pitch?"

by walking pylon January 6, 2011

Sap

Another way to call someone a pussy, idiot, stupid, or a retard.

Man: You are such a sap dude.

by _____,___ April 23, 2020

sap

Originally a person who is a wuss when it comes to rain, however it now refers to all people who are wusses

Man Buck is such a sap, it's barely raining and hes wearing a goddamn Gordon the Fisherman Jacket.

by repoclause July 31, 2008

sap

acronym for Smile At Phone.

You read a funny or nice message on your phone and its not quite an "lol" but you are actually smiling and definitely feel stupid

can also be "sap-ing" in which u cant stop smiling

In lecture i got a message on my phone from a friend and it made me sap.
OR
i'm sap-ing right now because that text was soo funny!

by pateypatterson February 22, 2011