Sap

Enjoys his fair share of sausage, and is well equipped to operate a microwave, often using both in conjunction
Sap carefully removed the radioactive sausage from the appliance, as to not alert anyone of his dumbfuckery
by oldladypunter September 03, 2020
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SAPS

Abbreviation for Sexually Active Pot Smoker made up by two 8th grade students at Mogaodre Jr. High in an attempt to "make a funny" about two girls who are neither sexually active or pot smokers. This is probably the stupidest thing that they could say about these innocent girls seeing as one of them is cross-eyed and the other is a fat and ugly with a missing tooth.
Look at those girls sitting at that lunch table, they are such SAPS, they make me sick. Why dont they just shut up and go suck some cock followed by a doowop for penis sake!
by Cayli Jomnes February 21, 2005
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sap

smoke a pile. to smoke some weed
"Yo, wanna sap after school?"
"sure, you got pitch?"
by walking pylon January 06, 2011
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Sap

Another way to call someone a pussy, idiot, stupid, or a retard.
Man: You are such a sap dude.
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sap

Originally a person who is a wuss when it comes to rain, however it now refers to all people who are wusses
Man Buck is such a sap, it's barely raining and hes wearing a goddamn Gordon the Fisherman Jacket.
by repoclause April 13, 2006
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sap

acronym for Smile At Phone.

You read a funny or nice message on your phone and its not quite an "lol" but you are actually smiling and definitely feel stupid

can also be "sap-ing" in which u cant stop smiling
In lecture i got a message on my phone from a friend and it made me sap.
OR
i'm sap-ing right now because that text was soo funny!
by pateypatterson February 02, 2011
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