sap

Originally a person who is a wuss when it comes to rain, however it now refers to all people who are wusses

Man Buck is such a sap, it's barely raining and hes wearing a goddamn Gordon the Fisherman Jacket.

by repoclause July 31, 2008

sap

acronym for Smile At Phone.

You read a funny or nice message on your phone and its not quite an "lol" but you are actually smiling and definitely feel stupid

can also be "sap-ing" in which u cant stop smiling

In lecture i got a message on my phone from a friend and it made me sap.
OR
i'm sap-ing right now because that text was soo funny!

by pateypatterson February 22, 2011

SAP

Swoop and Poop

When your boss, who normally stays out of the actual work most of the time, decides to swoop in and poop all over the situation. Abbreviated: SAP

by worke#1568 November 24, 2010

saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.

"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003

sap

fobby way of saying "sup"

fobby boy: sap girl,
fobby girl: nothin' much, sap with you?

by cuddlecakes September 26, 2006

Sap

The substance that comes out of your man tree, i.e. sperm.

Natedogg, you'd better have been climbing a freakin' tree. You have sap all over your shorts bro.

by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007

sap

a phrase for "just kidding", generally used after making a sarcastic remark or joke.

"Yo, you smell like a stank ass monkey, SAP!"

by monkeybusiness88 September 24, 2007