salmon sleeper

When a man punishes a woman's vagina so hard and violently that she falls asleep afterwards

Hey your wife is still asleep, she went to bed early didn't she? Yeah but we had some good sex last night must have gave her the salmon sleeper.

by Trevygtown February 18, 2014

salmoning

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

bog salmon

A poo that refuses to flush away. ie it swims against the tide to its natural birthplace

God, you'd think Anne would know better. I went into the toilet immediately after her only to be greeted by her bog salmon.

by Skid Reeks April 11, 2008

salmon cock

When you fuck a bitch and then your dick reeks like dirty fish!

"I think i have a bad case of salmon cock"...."I can smell that shit a mile away"

by Nick and Noah June 9, 2007

salamooz

it's two pairs of word salam-mooz

to be salamooz

it means good greeting Egyptians youth uses it

salamooz how r u doin ?

by aelkelaany June 3, 2009

Bike Salmon

A cyclist that puts themselves at risk by cycling into traffic or "against the stream".

Friend (driving car): "Dude I think I just hit something. I felt a bump."
You:"Probably just a bike salmon."

by 502mtber April 6, 2012

Man Salmon

Is the manly version of the colour pink. Only guys wear man salmon as to not appear gay or fruity in front of their mates.

Guy 1: Hey dude are wearing a pink shirt?

Guy 2: Na mate its man salmon.

Guy 1: Oh sweet looks good

by Enyap Kcin May 22, 2010