peanut butter rooter

two crackers filled with peanut butter and ground cannabis baked in the oven to render a potent snack; also known as "firecracker"
I was just playing xbox and all of a sudden i was stoned outta my mind. then i remembered i ate a peanut butter rooter an hour ago.
by dillskin March 03, 2011
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Peanut Butter Rooter

a)An elite member of a special forces military team known as the PBROOTERS. Their mission, paving the streets of enemy cities with the stickiest chunkiest peanut butter available. Often working with the Marshmallow fluff team to make a stickier situation. The road once being paved by the team in a matter of hours becomes a peanut butter Catastrophe when enemy tanks and people get caught in its peanut hell. Leaving them open for the armed forces to attack.
b) A brand of peanut butter so thick and gooey that when you take a bite your teeth fall out at the roots.
c)A device used to give root canals, wherin peanut butter is shot at high speeds into the root of your mouth.
a) Get the Peanut butter rooters NOW!!!
b)fuck ive been rooted
c)Oh shit i dont want to be rooted
by Angelica Garcia September 14, 2007
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big pipe rooter

somebody with a great big cock, and is successful with it...but it began as a commercial slogan for a drain cleaning company in Los Angeles...now, a whole bunch of wannabe 'big pipes' in LA label themselves 'bigpiperooter' on all sorts of computer chat pages and websites. this is highly insulting to stuck up princesses fishing for rich guys, and those dudes have then no chance, and don't 'root' anyone on the website, ever.
Summer said to Mindy," Don't communicate with that POOR disgusting guy because he is advertising his big dick, big pipe rooter". "and another thing my little kitten is not a pipe, he is
just a little man, and NOT RICH, so fuck-off big pipe rooter".
by JeffFro November 10, 2006
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Roto-Rooter Special

Examining her pipes, clearin 'em out and leavin 'em open - all for the low, low price of ___________ (insert ungodly demands here).
"Awww damn girl... Got my back hurtin' - ahh it's all in a days work though. Got that money for me, ho? What? Bitch, it's the Roto-Rooter Special, you'd best pay the bill and smile."
by Corndawg 'N' Fries October 05, 2004
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Red head rat rooter

Look at those gingers.. Red head rat rooters
by nigeLpredator January 12, 2017
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doo doo rooter

This is another name for a homosexual man that enjoys have anal intercourse a.k.a fudge packer a.k.a. but pirate etc.
We're going to the mall to see if we can meet some doo doo rooters.
by Ryan Bolton March 01, 2008
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