omg they were roommates

A vine of girl on the phone walking down the street "and they were roommates"
the guy saying "omg they were roomats"

the girl; "And they were roommates"
the guy sitting on the stairs by his door "omg they were roommates"

by ALLHAILJUNKOENOSHIMA June 2, 2023

Roomate Virginity

The characteristic that every human possesses until their freshman year in college when they get to live with their first roomate. Their first roomate is the one that steals the person's "roomate virginity." This causes the person to become emotionally attached to the person, and starts off what could be a loving and caring relationship. However, if one roomate does not like the other or gets sick of them, this can lead to a messy break-up. Either way, everybody will always have a special place in their heart for the person who stole their roomate virginity just the same as the first person they banged.

"Hey you must be my roomate, I'm Jason."

(shakes hand)

"Hey, I'm Nate, and here's a fun fact: I just stole your roomate virginity!"

by Nate D-O-GG December 9, 2008

Roommate's Futon Method

Any kind of sexual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate's futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (Whether accidental or not.)

This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.

"My roommate owes me a new futon. He used the Roommate's Futon Method with his girlfriend last night."

by The Masked Jellybean March 12, 2008

Roommate

Someone who claims to be your friend, but once you move in with them "forgets" to pay you back for rent/electiric/cable/ethernet, bitches about dishes in the sink when they all belong to her, forces you to get rid of your cat by pretending they are allergic to it, destroys your furniture, pretends to be depressed to get attention, and generally freaks out about the stupidest things imaginable. ie: A roommate is a spoiled bitch who either can't or refuses to clean, and is used to mommy and daddy giving her everything.

me: Can you give me the electric check?
roommate: Uh yeah....(proceeds to never give you a check until you corner her in the kitchen.)
me: Can you move your stuff out of the living room?
Roommate: Uh yeah...(never moves shit, but bitches about how the room is messy)

by Want to kill her December 18, 2005

Roommate Eric

A roommate named Eric who's super chill, always has a great family guy quote up his sleeve. He's either got a fake ID so you can get booze or is just chill and buys a handle of captain and lets you share it. He usually has a little weed, and lets you have some. Cleans up his shit and generally knows what's up.

Graig: Dude your roommate is totally chill man, we smoked out of a bong shaped like a spaceship and then we talked about boob shapes, good times.

Jacop:Yeah dude, he's a total roommate eric.

by Wetman Carruthers April 18, 2011

Roommatemate

The significant other of your actually roommate who resides at your house enough that they could actually be a roommate.

My roommatemate is here so much I'm about to make him a key.

by Word Smith Barney Rubble February 15, 2009

fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate

her name might be amber, or ashley. but like basically they eat all your food and don't offer you any, call themselves fat when you weigh thirty more pounds than them, and cuss at you to get out of the room because you were too noisy at one in the morning when really, it's eleven and YOU'RE ACTUALLY HIGH, DRUNK, AND GROSS YOU DUMB STUPID FUCK WHORE. yeah. need i go any further?

i.e. also known as a whoremate

whoremate: OMG, i have no food so i will eat all of yours and not give YOU any when YOU are hungry. i will also take all your printer ink AND paper and not pay for it. i will also die in the pits of hell when murder becomes legalized.

fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate

by lalai'm asian May 16, 2010