romney

A measurement of tax rate, equal to 13.9% of income.

My tax rate is 36%, or about 2.6 romneys.

by pseudopea February 14, 2012

Romneyism

A turn of phrase used by a 2012 Presidential Candidate that, despite being totally factual, offends the delicate sensibilities of left wingers who would rather shut their ears to the facts.

Mitt Romney said 47% of the country is on some kind of government assistance or entitlement. Can you believe the nerve of that guy?

Yeah, that's a Romneyism that will live on forever. The truth hurts.

by McFoo100 November 28, 2012

Mitt Romney

To have all the appeal of crumpled laundry; boring

Are you going to do something or are you going to Mitt Romney me to death?

by SaturnChicVT February 10, 2015

Romney-boated

1. To be the victim of (un)justified ads sponsored by a super PAC.

2. How Newt Gingrich makes sense of his falling poll numbers in the 2012 Republican Primary. The word refers to negative ad campaign financed by a super PAC that supports Romney. The term alludes to the "Swift Boat" ads that damaged presidential candidate John Kerry in 2004.

Reporter: Do you think you have been hurt by the negative campaign ads in recent weeks?

Gingrich: Hurt? I've been Romney-boated!

by Easy Kompany January 2, 2012

Romneyize

Sitting back and letting someone else mislead and lie to others.

Don't let nurses Romneyize REAL doctors. Doctors who have actually completed medical school and residency training are far more qualified than a nurse to take care of you and your loved ones. Doctors will be taking care of Congress, why not YOU too.

by SMURFY123 March 4, 2013

Romneyfication

An action of social change similar to Gentrification or Urbanization in which a concept manifests as a movement of members of the society to radically alter their living and social status by changing in conformance with the theory.

The Romneyfication began in early November 2012, when Willard Mitt Romney was elected by a large group of Americans so totally void of common sense, they actually voted 180º against their own best interests. Results of this Romneyfication turned the struggling USA into a third world country consisting of 3,140,530 billionaires (1%) lording fiscal power over 310,912,470 (99%) peasants so he can have TWO Ferrari elevators in his La Jolla CA compound. Also see Mexico-ification for an empirical history dating to 1521. He achieved Mexico-ification within 2 years of inauguration, rendering the majority to become mere vassals in the New Feudalism that was planned in smoky back rooms of GOP Inc. Headquarters.

by Willard 'the Rat" August 6, 2012

Romney'd

When your place of work is closed because it's been sold and/or moved to a different state or country. This is common when corporate tycoons see a rate of return dip slightly. Typically the sale and/or move is followed by cashing out stocks and granting gratuitous corporate management bonuses that are briskly moved to nontaxable offshore account.

"Well, I was going to make my house payment but my job got Romney'd."

by Gacknoops July 22, 2012