The act of avoiding punishment for any wrongdoing, which you are obviously guilty of, through emotional manipulation and defense from your peers
“Did Sarah catch you lying about us going out last night?”
“Yeah, but it’s all good, I Rittenhoused her and had a ‘breakdown’, then Mike blamed her for all the stress I’ve been having.”
“Nice! You’re an American hero.”
“Yeah, but it’s all good, I Rittenhoused her and had a ‘breakdown’, then Mike blamed her for all the stress I’ve been having.”
“Nice! You’re an American hero.”
by J baloneys November 19, 2021
Get the Rittenhouse mug.1 : an unfair, unjust or bunk trial (usually by those who believe that kyle rittenhouse was guilty)
2 : a trial which is heavily misrepresented in reporting and media circuits.
2 : a trial which is heavily misrepresented in reporting and media circuits.
"Yeah, Person 1's trial is a total rittenhouse situation."
"This trial is another rittenhouse... nobody knows what they're talking about when they comment on it!"
"This trial is another rittenhouse... nobody knows what they're talking about when they comment on it!"
by LordHookie April 28, 2022
Get the Rittenhouse mug.A based chad who went across state lines and attended a violent protest carrying a firearm. He was attacked by three people at the protest, and used his right to defend himself, which resulted in two of the three aggressors dead.
The left will say he is a un-based murderer where the right will say he's based af and will defend him until the end of the earth. Recently, he was declared innocent without a doubt.
The left will say he is a un-based murderer where the right will say he's based af and will defend him until the end of the earth. Recently, he was declared innocent without a doubt.
"Did you hear about that kid named Rittenhouse?"
"Oh yeah, he's based af."
"No bro, he's a murderer!"
"What?"
"Oh yeah, he's based af."
"No bro, he's a murderer!"
"What?"
by United States Citizen November 20, 2021
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