Rittenhouse

1 : an unfair, unjust or bunk trial (usually by those who believe that kyle rittenhouse was guilty)

2 : a trial which is heavily misrepresented in reporting and media circuits.

"Yeah, Person 1's trial is a total rittenhouse situation."

"This trial is another rittenhouse... nobody knows what they're talking about when they comment on it!"

by LordHookie April 28, 2022

Rittenhouse

The act of using violence lawfully, against, but not limited too: kid fuckers, domestic abusers, and druken meth smoking soydiers. Once inacted, the defender should feel a sense of honor, and sainthood shall be bestowed upon the lawful chad/stacy for defending his/her god given right against soy beta males, for example. The act of pulling a Rittenhouse is the highest order of civil duty all men and women should engage in to protect what is his/her's, and by virtue, the safety of said community they are willing to protect. Take note, generally speaking, to pull a Rittenhouse, should be looked upon with great admiration, and shall be talked about in the great patheons of alpha slayers for years to come.

Chad: Hey bro, I heard some soy boys are going down to Portland to beat on their gay plastic shields about the patriarchy and how much they hate the cops.

Tyler: What chuds.

Chad: So like, wanna grab some beer and head down to make sure these cucks don't get too rowdy considering the police in the area has been defunded.

Tyler: Hell yeah. Let me grab my AR. If they get too big for their shitty knickers; I'll just pull a Rittenhouse and call it a day.

Chad: Dope.

by Luvs_to_SPOOGE March 18, 2022

Rittenhouse

A bar drink. A chaser (coke, juice, etc.) followed by three shots (vodka, whiskey, etc.)

Bartender, I’ll have a vodka rittenhouse!

by Drakè321 November 24, 2021