i aint reading allat

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur : (writes a long ass paragraph)

glenn: i aint reading allat 😭🙏

by vsonyx December 20, 2022

reterding

This occurs when you have shits so bad that after you take a dump, then return for another round, the toilet seat is still warm.

I am reterding so bad, I can't ever go back to Titos taco shack.

by Quincy627 May 23, 2016

Reading the Wallet

Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.

Shelia: Where's Jason

Christian: He is reading the wallet!

Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.

by Huge Murph February 24, 2009

Rusty Recording Studio

A loud resounding fart passed in the confines of a steamy shower.

Kristin laughed this morning while I was making music in the rusty recording studio.

by Casey Cool Man September 8, 2013

Burn After Reading

Burn After Reading.

a term meaning to burn any documents or written evidence after reading them, which can jeopardize an individual or a party if not burnt and disposed of properly.

"ok these are documents belonging to some higher up what do we do with them?"
"burn them after reading"
'" are you sure?"
"yes burn after reading."

by kep john August 10, 2016

Extemp. Reading

The only category of Speech where it is appropriate to read out of a book. Usually others define it as a boring category, but they are wrong. You are given the chance to draw out of envelope, sneak a cutting back in and draw another, then practice for a half an hour before speaking to an old lady or hot college guy in a storage room or closet. Comparable to Storytelling, but not as loud, scary, or goofy.

Did you see that person talking to that wall?" "Oh, no worries, they're in Extemp. Reading!

by Mynameis? March 21, 2011

retardi b

a retardi b is someone who thinks they are cooler than everyone else just because they know all the words to Cardi B's songs. they think they are cool but in reality they look very stupid, hence the name, "retardi b"

"ugh there maddie goes with her stupid rapping"
"i know, she thinks she's talented but shes really just making a retardi b of herself"

by rosemaryeety August 25, 2019