resort porky

Overeating, drinking and being a total pig while staying at an all inclusive vacation resort

Bruh trally packed on the pounds while he was a resort porky..

by KImCobain June 6, 2016

alpine lake rv resort

The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.

Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo

by anonymous December 6, 2020

Two Coves Resort

A resort on Stewart Channel it is the greatest place on earth. A place of community and relaxation.

The Point is a spiritual place and the back cove a tranquil pond.

Two Coves Resort, offering cottages by the sea

by Beach Lord September 22, 2011

Resort

A resort is a area next to a beach or resort is a want to or need to.

This resort is amazing.even if I have to resort to (blank)couldn’t think of word though

by I hope it’s helpful May 4, 2022

Last Resort Snack

Adjective - Last Re Z Ort Sna k

An item of food, typically small and eaten when one is slightly hungry, that is only desired when no other items of food of this description are readily availible.

“I went to look for the cheerios but we were out so I had to have a last resort snack instead.”
“What did you have?”
“A breakfast bar”
“You don’t like breakfast bars (???)”

by Excited Bullphrog May 10, 2022

URBAN RESORTS

It is the reason you can't read RUBAN handwriting.

Right now I am too busy breathing URBAN RESORTS and feeling great respiring here thanks to RUBAN referring me to RESORTS WORLD from the BEAUTIFUL RIMMIN' at the WYNN.

by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE July 19, 2021

last resort

The last way that you can do to accomplish the goal you want to be eventually able to reach, once everything else is no longer within your ability.

Retiring from watching YouTube regularly on a daily basis is the last resort I've to take, once the behavior requirement to get more screen time from parents in order to watch more YouTube becomes difficult for me to meet anymore.

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025