Researching on the Thing

Masturbation; more specifically masturbating while looking at pornographic materials on a computer.

Kevin: Hey Bean, come on we're gonna be late!
Bean: Hold on a minute, I'm researching on the thing.
Kevin: Dude... gross. Almost as gross as a man wearing a thumb ring.

by jmcguire2008 October 15, 2008

Research Chemical

A research chemical is a drug that fits into the category of a phenethylamine or Tryptamine. Almost all of them show some hallucinogenic qualities, and many are covered in Two books by Chemist Alexander Shulgin. These books are PiHKAL(Phenethylamines I Have Known And Loved) And TiHKAL(Tryptamines I Have Known And Loved).

Some of the better known tryptamines are:
5-MeO-DMT
DMT
DPT
5-MeO-DIPT(Foxy Methoxy)
AMT
DIPT
LSD(ACID)

Some of the better known Phenethylamines are:
2C-B
2C-C
2C-E
2C-t-2
2C-t-7
DOC
DOM(STP)
DOI
DOB
MDA
MDMA(Esctasy)

Most Research chemicals are highly dose sensitive and can produce a wide variety of effects.

by Booger Face July 07, 2006

Scientific Research

About to go masturbate

Bye guys, gotta go conduct some scientific research

by Barnie August 02, 2018

Research assistant

Bellboy and washing machine of a professor.

I like my research assistant because he always washes my dishes and carries my briefcase.

by Secondary Metabolite May 28, 2022

research rapist

(noun): a person who contributes nothing to the research idea or execution, and insists to put his or her name on the research artifact (patent, paper, software, etc.).

Al Dacier contributed nothing and insisted to have his name on the paper. He is a research rapist.

by jackeroff January 19, 2016

Zoomer Researched

When a Gen Z individual or someone from a younger generation shares information they've researched or they think they know, which is already widely known or experienced by older generations.

"Jenny was on Wikipedia reading about the Berlin Wall and became an expert. When she told her father about the fall of the Berlin Wall there were numerous amounts of inaccuracies, she did not realize he had witnessed the event on television back in 1989." "Ay looks like your facts are Zoomer Researched".

by volitional May 09, 2023

Research goblin

A person that does extensive research on a particular topic as a job or a fascination.

He was a research goblin for the news channel.

by Only a Beta September 07, 2021