Realtard

Someone who is operating in society and appears, by all means, to be "normal" and fully functional in their mental capacities. This person is not diagnosed as mentally challenged or retarded in any way, and yet they find ways to do things that are so stupid and moronic that they end up hurting themselves, ruining their careers and/or getting themselves posted on the news, YouTube and other social medias. The act is so bad, that it is disrespectful to those people in this world that actually do have mental retardation and/or are mentally challenged.

Example 1:
Did you hear about Plaxico Buress, the NFL player? He shot HIMSELF in the leg at a nightclub and now he's going to prison for 2 years. Man, that guy is a realtard.

Example 2:
That Tiger guy is a Realtard, he was the greatest golfer in the world and was on pace to break the record for Majors, but he could not keep it in his pants. When his wife found out, she chased him down the street with his own clubs and beat the shit out of his car until he crashed into a tree. That's about as Realtarded as it gets...

by Pablo Diablo 29 December 14, 2011

results-driven

1. relating to a form of corporate strategy focused on outcomes and achievements. A results-driven organization concentrates on meeting objectives, delivering to the required time, cost and quality, and holds performance to be more important than procedures.

2. sets specific, measurable improvement goals and match resources, tools, and action plans to the requirements of accomplishing success.

Synonyms: results-focused, results-oriented

Antonyms: activity-centered

The companies results-driven effort permitted them to bypass a lengthy preparation and aim at a quick, measurable gain with in a few months rather than years.

by urbanredhead November 22, 2009

Resalino

1. A blunt rolled enitrely of resin. The next closest thing to smoking hash, but it's pretty ghetto.

Joe: Hey bro do we have any more weed?
Sam: Nah man just a bunch of roaches
Joe: Break that shit up and let us smoke a RESALINO

by Takahashi Goldtooth April 7, 2005

Realtree Redneck

A stupid redneck who wears realtree camouflage all the time. At weddings, restaurants, in their yard.

Friend1: Did you see the guy wearing camo at your sisters wedding?
Friend2: Yeah man, hes a realtree redneck down from Texas.

by r3dn3ckh8er August 8, 2015

result

Colloquial

An exclamation similar to 'score!' or 'get it there!':

when something goes your way.

when something happens to you or to someone else but brings with it an advantage.

Adrian: I just got that fit girl's number
Aidan: Resultttt bro!

Slut 1: I just had sex with James. It REALLY hurt but who cares, he made me orgasm!!
Slut 2: Oh wow, result!

by ~ Mimz ~ December 4, 2007

realter

A realter is a person who is practicing the profession or trade of a real estate broker whether licensed or not. Although referring to the same person in terms of the profession or trade that they practice, a realter is different from a realtor .The word realtor is a registered trademark which can be used only by a licensed real estate broker who is a member of The National Association of Realtors (NAR) of the United States of America or its affiliate associations in any country to whom a license has been given by NAR USA to use the mark.

A realter assists home buyers in searching for a suitable home to buy.

by totoybato August 6, 2009

Realtor

Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.

After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."

by Harry Homeowner December 27, 2007