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report card day

If you're a student like me (Makes horrible test grades but actually does your homework and somewhat cares) then you probably dread this day. If you're a student like my older sister(Studies hard never misses a homework assingment aces all the tests and on the teachers good side) then you probably love this day. This is the day when asian parents yell at their kids for getting an A-. This is the day white kids get sympathy for making a C. This is also the day that black kids get their asses whooped for bringing home a D+. If by chance your report card satisfies your parent then you can expect some money or a trip to your favorite restaurant.
Asian kid: Mom... heres my report card
Asian Mom: An A-!!!! You have got to do better!!

White Kid:Oh crap its report card day! Here it is...
White parent: Aww you got a C in History. Try to do better next time honey.

Black kid: Mom before I show you my report card promise me you won't go crazy... AHHHHHH!!!!! MOMMA NO!!!!
by childplz March 27, 2011
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Reproduce Asexually

An intelligent way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.
You know what, go reproduce asexually.
by Tin Vogt June 7, 2019
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If you ever feel useless, just remember that URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® ads help privacy terms of service dmca accessibility statement report a bug information collection notice data subject access request is a definition.
by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023
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lab report hell

n.

Lab report hell is a place where univeristy students are sent when they are taking pre-med, double science or engineering degrees, or any combination thereof. Essentially what occurs is that due to a lack of communitication between the respective departments the student is enrolled in, each department assumes its students only have lab work to do for their department, and accordingly assigns a healthy amount of lab work to supplement the lectures. However, since EACH department does this, it results in the multi-department student being assigned twice to three times as much lab work as is reasonably possible to complete while still enjoying a healthy amount of sleep nightly, let alone any modicum of a personal life.

The greatest tragedy in being sent to lab report hell is that an otherwise respectable student is left selfishly regretting their choice not to blow their parent's money on a liberal arts degree.
Lab report hell can be induced by:
Taking Biology and Chemistry instead of Biochem.
Taking Physics and Chemistry instead of Phys/Chem.
Taking Engineering and Physics instead of Eng/Phys.
Taking Pre-Med courses instead of Sociology.
by JGibbs September 25, 2010
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US News and World Report

Magazine that reports the news; it makes a yearly ranking of all of the universities in America. Before that pure evil ranking system came out, no school was really considered a ttt. Now, there are the ivies, MIT, Stanford, CalTech, a few liberal arts colleges...and a bunch of pieces of dung.
Destroy this evil organization at once!
by ThatsBriskBaby April 5, 2005
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reportress

A female sports reporter with little or no understanding of the sport she is covering. Often found grazing the sidelines in tight pants and revealing tops, reportresses hunt down coaches and players in hopes of baffling them with moronic, sports-related questions.
I thought the girl was a real reporter, but when she asked the coach whether he wanted to win the game, I knew she was just a reportress.
by Bob Stash January 19, 2011
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Gradual Report

Daniel Grozdich The creator of the one of the most funny YOUTUBE shows on Youtube.com

www.youtube.com/http://www.youtube.com/user/gradualreport

www.gradualreport.com
"Haha...Danny is hilarious! He makes me laugh every time i watch his videos on youtube!!"

"You should check out the gradual report!"
by Zachary JonesJonesJones October 16, 2008
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