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Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.
Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader
by nastyninja December 25, 2010
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bathroom reader

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it
"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."
by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015
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Orville Redenbacher

The act of farting in a woman's mouth so her cheeks puff up. As her cheeks are puffed, one taps the cheeks quickly so the hot stank-air pops out in small bursts mimicking the sound of popcorn popping.
"What it do brah? How was your date with Amanda?"
"Pretty awesome man, I gave her an Orville Redenbacher after she tossed my salad."
by RTSmashMonkey September 15, 2016
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rendeboozing

A combination of rendevouzing and boozing
happy hour at Kat was always a good place for rendeboozing.
by dotcommiez June 1, 2009
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Redecided

To decide on something which contradicts your original decision.
I decided to go on saturday...but I've redecided to go on sunday.
by phirexz May 19, 2009
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Green Light Redemption

Someone performs Green Light Redemption when they have been honked at for sitting at a green light for too long after it changed from red. In order to make up for sitting at the light for too long, they will speed off and stay about two car lengths ahead of the person who honked at them.
"The light has been green for two seconds. We better see some intense Green Light Redemption for this shit."
*honks*
by oyeemily August 11, 2009
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Mean Tarot Reader

Abb; MTR- Any zooted scam artist that originated from TikTok that goes live on YouTube..See msashycat; trashpuss
Dude, that chick was blasted off the aytch last night & nodded off for a solid 7 minutes!! Lips turned blue, eyes went chameleon style! When she came to she mumbled somethin then said "Daddy Rice that's the ticket"..? Wtf lmao that was some classic mean tarot reader type stuff bahahaha!!
by HutchNation CEO April 11, 2022
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