release the meteor

1. to strike an individual in the genital region.

2. to lay a good blow to one's mommy/daddy button.

3. to drop the hammer on one's meat and two veg.

4. to pitch a baseball square in one's junk.

1. (To be said in agony) AAAGGGHHHOWWW! NO WAY! Your two year old son just released the meteor!

2. I was swinging the hammer, missed the nail and I released the meteor!

3. Honey, if a man is ever being inappropriate with you, just release the meteor then run!

As derived from the phrase "RELEASE THE METEOR!" said, rather screamed, by Frau in the movie Austin Powers: Goldmember, after which point, Mini Me releases the heavy hunky thick steel meteor tied to a string. The intention is to strike the globe to illustrate what will happen when the real gold meteor strikes Earth but this meteor misses the globe and "accidentally" finds it's way into Dr. Evil's General and two Colonels.

by Mr. Spy August 12, 2007

release the firehose

To take a piss!

A: I'll be right back!
B: Hey! Where are you going, man?
A: I'm gonna release the firehose.

by bragaboy February 14, 2014

Pressure Release Valve

Alternative name for penis, usually used amongst males or as a joke.

Hey Matt you took a long time in the washroom, were you tampering with your release valve or something?

Friend 1:What took you so long to get here?

Friend 2: Sorry, I was stressed after a long day of work and, don't tell anyone but I had to pull my Pressure Release Valve

by LessOffensive September 20, 2009

Elmira Reheat

The art of putting one's partner's head in a microwave during sex, then thrusting while slamming the door repeatedly

Richard gave Susan the old Elmira Reheat after a long night at the bar

by Richard_12345 January 8, 2016

work release

Basically a program in most prison systems that allows a badass to parlay on the outside for the week before going back to the yard on weekends to show and register time served.

" ...it's like work release, on the f***in police"- Keith Murray

by Donnyboy January 22, 2007

release tarka

To take a dump, drop the kids off at the pool, log out, lay a cable, curl one out, crimp off a length, sink the Bismarck etc.

For the uneducated, Tarka was an otter.

For the *really* uneducated, an otter is a slick water dwelling mammal which slides gracefully into the water. Oh, and they're long and brown.

Blimey! Never should've eaten that fifth burger last night - I'm touching cloth here - mind if I nip off and release Tarka?

by TLO Smudge July 3, 2004

remakial

it's a colombian slang,an expression tht means "the shit"
it comes from the word makial tht delivers from makiaveli;(not 2pac) but the real makiaveli who faked his own death!

the expression re-makial means,the-makial; giving the re' a major tone to the word.

kamelion;international colombian rapper found Remakial.Ent.Music to support artistic talent.

"esa vuelta esta re-makial!"

"mi parcerita re-makial"

"remakial ese tema"

by kamelion2009 September 14, 2009