Ratgoof

1. Basically the word rat (snitch) and goof combined .The word goof in “ratgoof” is not necessarily referring to the prison term goof but rather an inferior being that’s a waste of skin.
2. The lowest form of all kinds of snitches or informants. A ratgoof is no regular informant or rat but it is the worst kind and is the most non-loyal, backstabbing snitch. These kinds of rats will rat you out for absolutely any reason or any opportunity they get for virtually any reward including a false sense of self worth and they suck up to any authority figures alike.

1. Guy 1: Dude guess what. My buddy told me that he wanted to sneak into the school and have a party and he even had the plans that he showed me. I then told our principal for $100. That’s right. I sold the guy for $100 and that will go for my sled gas money or something.

Guy 2: Wow you’re a fucking ratgoof, buddy!

2. Guy 1: Hey I was at my new friend’s house and I didn’t even realize that he was growing a weed crop and he had a stash of guns too! I then called the police, crimestoppers and even let his grandma know. Guns and weed are bad and I want to do good.

Guy 2: You’re not doing any good. You’re a fucking ratgoof and don’t ever come talk to me again. I don’t associate with ratgoofs!

by Nosnitch July 30, 2015

raeroll

(v.) To post a misleading link whose subject sounds enticing, but actually sends you to the music video of Carly Rae Jepsen's hit single Call Me Maybe. The music video depicts Carly trying to gain attention from her attractive neighbour, however at the end of the music video the man turns out to be gay and attracted to a member of Jepsen's band.

Basically to rickroll but with Call Me Maybe. Because rickrolling's so last year.

Bernard: I raerolled Gordon so badly on Skype last night.

Gareth: O RLY?

by BeholdTheCheddar July 28, 2012

ratmond

Ratmond is a rat. He feasts on cheese and crackers. He is probably born in March and has a ponytail.

“Damn is that Ratmond nibbling on the American cheese?”

by I am sauce February 28, 2019

wetness to laughter ratio

A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.

Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2019

Fellatio Ratio

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.

Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!

by Dr. January August 19, 2008

The Loomis Ratio

The Loomis Ratio is simple: for every 1 guy there are 4 girls. Underclassmen are preferred. The Loomis Ratio needs a couple of requirements to take place. The Loomis Ratio should be accompanied with sums of alcohol, dance music, and a bonus is if the host's parents are away for the duration. If all goes to plan the full effect of The Loomis Ratio will be felt. It will be a night that the partiers will never forget only if they are able remember.

One cold night in the deep winter of the Northern Midwest, the host implemented The Loomis Ratio which resulted in the temperature risin', dance floor bumpin', and the host drunkin'and sex...thus being a night which profited from The Loomis Ratio.

by Mr. Samuel May 26, 2006

ratio

used by mfs who have no comeback once they've lost an argument

"bro that's literally just flat out racist you can't just say tha-"

"r-r-rAtIo🥺😖😞😭😢"

by fart69bruh April 15, 2021