Ranch

The act of making fun of or insulting someone.

"Don't be ranching on me, bro."
"Yo, did you hear about Jerry ? He got ranched on so hard!"

by Its_Your_Boy April 13, 2017

Ranched

To douse your partners naked body in ranch dressing for sexual pleasure.

To spill ranch dressing on a box of to go fries.

Ejaculation....

This definition comes from a crew of sweaty restaurant employees who were half asleep one night. This word also can be used in present tense as well. For example "please ranch me dude!"

Baby I wanna get ranched tonight !

by Big Dog the Definer November 30, 2018

ranch

the complete opposite of a drug and it means that something or sombody is totally COOL

Dave is totally ranch!!

by hilary, corrine& Dave October 09, 2005

The ranch

It is the same thing as saying “she belongs to the streets”

She’s a slider take send her to the ranch

by Many09085568 March 29, 2020

Ranching

When opening a door only to puke on the otherside.

"What's Doug doing?" "He's just ranching" "F'in girl"

by dialect October 20, 2009

Ranching

Having your sister drop you dome while cutting your front lawn on your ride on tractor. See Road Head

My sister stopped by while i was mowin' the lawn yesterday, ended up Ranching for a good hour!

by ZNorton January 25, 2009

Pocket Ranch

When a person goes hard on a night on the town and falls asleep with the ranch side in their pocket that they picked up from their midnight snack.

Yo Rob, I just found me a pocket ranch, let's go!

What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.

by Carmon 4 March 24, 2023