ralphamale

ralphamale.

'a coward with more people blocked than followed on social media'

On Twitter he's a total ralphamale.

by VHS ARCHIVE February 2, 2022

Ralph Klein-ing it

Just like the famous premier of Alberta, showing up to work extremely hung over and only able to complete the minimum required as a result of the previous night's bender.

Cornelius: "Cleatus looks like death and he is sure is stacking those pallets slowly"
Carlton: "That is because he is Ralph Klein-ing it today".

by phbl August 2, 2010

ralph wiggum

MY HOMEBOY

eats paste!!!

Provider of great quotes!!!

I ate my caps!! (explodes) ooh!!
My cats breath smells like cat food!!!
It says Choo Choo Choose me... and theres a picture of a train!!

by paste eater October 20, 2004

Raphael

Raphael is what you call a sexy beast. He has a massive, bulky, yet veiny cock that arouses all women and sometimes even men. Although he does have amazing looks, he also has a great personality. He is really funny and makes everyone laugh. He is kind as well, and will always be there for you no matter what. But be careful, cause one minute you’re talking to him, the next his big juicy cock is in your mouth!

Sally: hey who’s that guy?
Tim: that’s Raphael. Isnt he hot?
Sally: Yeah, he’s nice too!
Tim: I wanna suck his dick!

by Biggusdickus1234 May 14, 2020

scrotal raphe

The scrotal raphe is a visible line or ridge of tissue that runs through the midline of the scrotum and upwards through the posterior midline aspect of the penis (penile raphe. Also known as the scrotal seam or bowling ball bag zipper.

I always thought the scrotal raphe was a scar left from where they installed my balls at the factory.

by wolfbait51 May 27, 2011

Raphaelle

An actuary with an amazing sense of fashion and humor that she should have been a fashion show host but ended up doing maths instead for some reason. She will make heads turn from miles away with her charming charisma and huge smile even when telling the most annoying and boring anecdotes of her day to day life somehow turning them into hilarious stories that you cant help but listen. A girl with a presence and the warmth of a thousand stars that only she can bring light into a seemingly boring office and when it goes missing or quiet the cold and boredom can be felt for the entire time.

How was the weather yesterday ?
It was awesome, it was Raphaelle !

by Vauno July 29, 2019

The Dirty Ralphs

The Dirty Ralphs are a group of awesome guys in Beta Theta Pi that put the social and "fratty" aspects of a fraternity in Beta. The Dirty Ralphs are the most social group of guys in the fraternity and often regarded as the most fun.

Hey, I heard you were going with a Beta to formal, is he part of The Dirty Ralphs?

by The Dirty Ralphs April 10, 2013