by r0wlzi April 6, 2004
when a male has too mych sex and is constantly washing the penis. the penis then becomes extremely dry causing dark rings to develop due to dry skin.
When i fucked 12 chicks in 3 days i developed a bad case of racoon cock, guess im going to have to use that vaseline intensive care stuff.
by Thomas p kight February 10, 2008
by angikay3 June 20, 2012
When season snowboarders ride in Spring their goggles block off sunlight leaving tanning lines that imitate "Racoon eyes"
by InYourBackyard. March 8, 2010
An individual that is treated like an absolute piece of trash by people that don't appreciate or respect them for who they are or what they provide. An animal treated sub par by other animals or humans.
He treats her like a garbage racoon whilst he runs around texting other busted women, in front of and behind her back...
by Madame Breaux psychic December 18, 2020
by Cowboy Ass StarWars February 3, 2013
The person implying they are forgetful and sometimes only thinking about food and sleep. Can also be another meaning for 'stupid' in a joking way.
Girl 1: Did you remember to do that thing I asked you to do?
Girl : *Long pause* ...I have racoon brain, sorry
OR
Guy: You know you could've just done a U-Turn?
Girl: ...Oh lol god damn it
Guy: Lol you have such a racoon brain.
Girl : *Long pause* ...I have racoon brain, sorry
OR
Guy: You know you could've just done a U-Turn?
Girl: ...Oh lol god damn it
Guy: Lol you have such a racoon brain.
by Izziloop March 26, 2023